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It's Joke time - 67r/t4speeder - 01-07-13
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.
"Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat".
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
âThere for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.â
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
âI wasn't â
It's Joke time - JennFAFA - 01-07-13
HAHAHAHAHA....what a b!tch!! .....thats funny.
It's Joke time - 4264door - 01-07-13
Never in a million years would I (Tim) sell those items to keep ANY woman happy...well...maybe, it all depends, LOL.
It's Joke time - JennFAFA - 01-07-13
^ heck wiht that!!! I would never do it!!! sheesh!
It's Joke time - 70rtvert - 01-08-13
You are our girl, Jenn!!!!!
It's Joke time - ws27 - 01-08-13
Do you know why New Yorkers are so grumpy...
The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!!!
It's Joke time - ws27 - 03-10-13
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street?
One was assaulted.
It's Joke time - 65rbdodge - 03-11-13
ws27 Wrote:Do you know why New Yorkers are so grumpy...
The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!!!
HA!!
